This Is Why I Exist

Sometimes, those Tacky Little Pamphlets were handed out or sold at showings of roadshow movies like Mom and Dad. Film exhibitors like Kroger Babs would make an exploitative, sexually-themed movie disguised as a ‘sex hygiene film’, complete with a phony doctor in tow and some books to be sold before and after the show.
But really, Weatherman, you have to scan and show us all pages 59 through 62, so we can learn what is meant by VAGINAL SPASM and CAUGHT PENIS, ETC.
If I ever form a band, that’s going to be the complete name.

you probolobably don’t know what you are talking about. god knows i don’t.
not to change the subject, but after typing in dumb and stupid into google the weatherman came up #24 out of 624,000. not bad my friend, not bad at all.

Is there something about Formula 409 in this pamphlet?

on december 26, 1974, i ate the entire contents of a 3 pound hickory farms holiday gift box.
all that processed immitation cheese locked up my bowels for 2 weeks.

i guess i fell victim to the shiny foil wrapers, the big sausage limb did not help things either.
sex manuals are for republicans, they use them to procreate.
if you decide to get shot in the stamper, make sure that the shooter gets as close as possible to your stamper before squeezing the trigger. you will thank yourself later

my mom had ‘slipped’ a book titled “you” into my bookshelf by the time i was 10. i’m guessing this was some type of catholic church freebie. she obviously used it as an excuse for any mention of the godforbidden topics- the ‘birds and the bees’ and ‘plumbing’.
it must have been printed sometime in the 50’s. sort of like a half size pee-chee folder in appearance with the same two color layout. i remember the peculiar feeling when opening the page with the stickfigure-like genitalia sketches. my first thought was; this must be some contraband belonging to my older brother. he’s got the damn nasty matchbook covers and now this.
anyway,the crux was:
“down there” gets bigger until finally becoming encrusted with hair.
i feel ashamed just thinking about it.

I like the mention of being married. However, the ‘about to be’ seems at odds with a good upstanding Christian fundamentalist American upbringing.
“SEX INDULGENCE AFTER THE CLIMACTERIC” that’s a Negativland song name if ever I read one…

I’m guessing that Chapter 17 was the portion of the manual that was being read while David was conceieved.