Here is something I thought of probably in the 1990s and I just had to write it down, misspellings and all. If you don’t believe this be sure to check out “At Home With The Weatherman.” Go here to open or download a smaller quicktime (.mov) if you prefer.
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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackArmorall on your soles? Would’nt that make them really slippery. Sir, I applaud your hygene.
Automaticbowelmovement misplaced the apostrophe.
Applaudable hygiene and I can imagine this list continuing forever. Paying attention to such small details can turn out to require a whole-book’s space, rather than just this list. And what does always mean? After each use of the light switch could be too much. Hope you get my humor.
I watched the video years ago. Why don’t you just do the asian style thing and just have a shoe rack at the door, then wear house slippers inside?
Wearing shoes inside a house is like wearing a condom while you jack off
Automaticbowelmovement, may I remind you did put your apostrophe in the wrong place. Of course I probably screwed up something, too.
Well, to be honest my English has slipped over the years and I don’t live in the U.S. I do speak mostly English with my daughter, but at the age of 5 she’s still answering in her native tongue. Did I mention that Jacking off in a shoe is like having a house in your condom?
Having such a check-to-do-list is a good idea and sticking to it forms your character in a disciplened way. However, I hope you have a new one since you have become older 😉
Take note: The above comment was actually a spammer whom became so enthralled with the content of this website that he forgot he was here to spam it and posted a relevant comment. There is hope for the internet, and it’s called The Weatherman. That said, if I’m ever in England and I need to get the pecker tracks off of a wedding gown, instead of shoplifting a 220v HR Steam-cleaner, I’ll call Rickmansworth Cleaners.
Just a reminder, Weatherman: Armor All™ is two separate words and as a brand name, should be capitalized.
You are right, (more than five months later) Dr. Seferencing, but in the heat of the moment, when I’m thinking about dirt and how to get rid of it, mistakes are bound to happen.