Periodically, I blurt out the names of streets I think up. I don’t know why. Maybe someday the rest of Negativland will turn these into an art project of some sort. I’ll add more here as I think of them.


I’ve added a new feature to Street Names Update. In addition to the text, I will be adding the sound of my voice pronouncing the names the way I think they should be vocalized. To give my voice quite an irritating strident sound, a Radio Shack electret condenser microphone was placed into a crock pot with a towel. Occasionally, I will add sound to a street name in no particular order. I added some more streets and vocalizations of the names on August 30th, 2009.
I got out the crock pot and recorded a few more street names today on February 13th, 2012. This time, I placed the microphone  that was used for “My Stomach (Updated)” and “More of My Stomach” into the crock pot. The new recordings start at “Elric Avenue.”
I added some new vocalizations of street names today on June 7th, 2013. They are at the bottom of the list starting with “Sweeper Queen Road.”  Again, I used the “My Stomach” microphone and the crock pot for recording.
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sewerage-street.mp3″ titles=This is The Weatherman and I’m 10-7 at 02478 Sewerage Street onuh “no orgasm” on the Playboy Channel]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vlaxstreet.mp3″ titles=Vlax Street]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/multiplicationavenue.mp3″ titles=Multiplication Avenue]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ridgewaterway.mp3″ titles=Ridgewater Way]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/southspitchulumcircle.mp3″ titles=South Spitchulum Circle]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/instrox-street.mp3″ titles=Instrox Street]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/north-expelladapper-street.mp3″ titles=North Expelladapper Street]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/prunawip-drive.mp3″ titles=Prunawip Drive]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/autopium-way.mp3″ titles=Autopium Way]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/subtractage-road-west.mp3″ titles=Subtractage Road West]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/destructorite-road.mp3″ titles=Destructorite Road]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sponsanorma-plaza.mp3″ titles=Sponsanorma Plaza]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/remote-boat-way.mp3″ titles=Remote Boat Way]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/waudogaudophine-boulevard.mp3″ titles=Waudogaudophine Boulevard]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/butylene-plaza.mp3″ titles=Butylene Plaza]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/regular-garbage-court.mp3″ titles=Regular Garbage Court]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dockularavenue.mp3″ titles=Dockular Avenue]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/gunmeat-street.mp3″ titles=Gunmeat Street]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/badapple-place.mp3″ titles=Badapple Place]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/old-battle-ax-road.mp3″ titles=Old Battle Axe Road]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/false-avenue.mp3″ titles=False Avenue]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/southvoederoedorlane.mp3″ titles=South Voederoedor Lane]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/thecellagutchian.mp3″ titles=The Cellagutchian]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hotoven-drive.mp3″ titles=Hotoven Drive]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wacadelioprude-street.mp3″ titles=Wacadelioprude Street]
[audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/north-zenorex-place.mp3″ titles=North Zenorex Place]
[audioplayer file=”http://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Elric-Avenue.mp3″ titles=Elric Avenue]
[audioplayer file=”http://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Valchris-Turkey-Boulevard.mp3″ titles=Valchris Turkey Boulevard]
[audioplayer file=”http://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Upper-Poodalupe-Circle.mp3″ titles=Upper Poodalupe Circle]
[audioplayer file=”http://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Botchitt-Court.mp3″ titles=Botchitt Court]
[audioplayer file=”http://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Useless-Seedless-Throughway.mp3″ titles=Useless Seedless Throughway]
[audioplayer file=”http://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Sweeper-Queen-Road.mp3″ titles=Sweeper Queen Road]
[audioplayer file=”http://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Dewisant-Place.mp3″ titles=Dewisant Place]
[audioplayer file=”http://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Plate-Fly-Road-West.mp3″ titles=Plate Fly Road West]
[audioplayer file=”http://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Treatment-Plant-Court.mp3″ titles=Treatment Plant Court]
[audioplayer file=”http://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Heitmeyer-Beef-Road-Southeast.mp3″ titles=Heitmeyer Beef Road Southeast]
[audioplayer file=”http://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pressure-Avenue.mp3″ titles=Pressure Avenue]
[audioplayer file=”http://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Cheap-Street.mp3″ titles=Cheap Street]

Below are street names yet to be spoken. As I vocalize these, they will appear in an audio player and disappear from the list. One can only imagine the dumbness!

 Mangled Metal Boulevard, Sensory Perception Place, Hellzipper Lane, Bitch Street, Seatlight Plaza, Organeater Avenue, South Axis Street, The Saint Lawrence Slip, West Gas Street, Spudknuckler Lane, Mufumptious Street, Squeaker Toad Court, Porktree Way, Soap Street, Allcrunch Road, West Perpat Place,  Fustellation Avenue,  East Dart Road, Hittapitchulum Avenue, North Drepulate Street, Megaplexure Boulevard, Snugular Place, Fandrick Road, Dralowprude Circle, Searabutt Street, East Anger Road, Slickurge Street, Squirrelchew Circle, Pissamois Road, West Insipiot Street, Mygopopchelup Court
 
This is a new version of this post. The old version (http://www.negativland.com/dumb/blog/?p=27) with all of the comments, which is somewhat broken is still up.  Let me know if this is better. I will eventually eliminate the broken version and hopefully save the comments.