Periodically, I blurt out the names of streets I think up. I don’t know why. Maybe someday the rest of Negativland will turn these into an art project of some sort. I’ll add more here as I think of them.
I’ve added a new feature to Street Names Update. In addition to the text, I will be adding the sound of my voice pronouncing the names the way I think they should be vocalized. To give my voice quite an irritating strident sound, a Radio Shack electret condenser microphone was placed into a crock pot with a towel. Occasionally, I will add sound to a street name in no particular order. I added some more streets and vocalizations of the names on August 30th, 2009.
I got out the crock pot and recorded a few more street names today on February 13th, 2012. This time, I placed the microphone that was used for “My Stomach (Updated)” and “More of My Stomach” into the crock pot. The new recordings start at “Elric Avenue.”
I added some new vocalizations of street names today on June 7th, 2013. They are at the bottom of the list starting with “Sweeper Queen Road.” Again, I used the “My Stomach” microphone and the crock pot for recording.
This is The Weatherman and I’m 10-7 at 02478 Sewerage Street onuh “no orgasm” on the Playboy Channel (I deliberately spelled “on a” as “onuh”.)
Vlax Street
Multiplication Avenue
Ridgewater Way
South Spitchulum Circle
Instrox Street
North Expelladapper Street
Prunawip Drive
Autopium Way
Subtractage Road West
Destructorite Road
Sponsanorma Plaza
Remote Boat Way
Waudogaudophine Boulevard
Butylene Plaza
Regular Garbage Court
Dockular Avenue
Gunmeat Street
Badapple Place
Old Battle – Ax Road
False Avenue
South Voederoeder Lane
The Cellagutchian
Hotoven Drive
Wacadelioprude Street
North Zenorex Place
Elric Avenue
Valchris Turkey Boulevard
Upper Poodaloop Circle
Botchitt Court
Useless Seedless Throughway
Sweeper Queen Road
Dewisant Place
Plate Fly Road West
Treatment Plant Court
Heitmeyer Beef Road Southeast
Pressure Avenue
Cheap Street
Below are street names yet to be spoken. As I vocalize these, they will appear in an audio player and disappear from the list. One can only imagine the dumbness!
Mangled Metal Boulevard, Sensory Perception Place, Hellzipper Lane, Bitch Street, Seatlight Plaza, Organeater Avenue, South Axis Street, The Saint Lawrence Slip, West Gas Street, Spudknuckler Lane, Mufumptious Street, Squeaker Toad Court, Porktree Way, Soap Street, Allcrunch Road, West Perpat Place, Fustellation Avenue, East Dart Road, Hittapitchulum Avenue, North Drepulate Street, Megaplexure Boulevard, Snugular Place, Fandrick Road, Dralowprude Circle, Searabutt Street, East Anger Road, Slickurge Street, Squirrelchew Circle, Pissamois Road, West Insipiot Street, Mygopopchelup Court
This is a new version of the post using the WordPress player. The player may perform better. The old version (Street Names Update(updated)) with all of the comments, which is somewhat broken is still up. There’s an older, even more, broken version which can be linked to, as well. Let me know if this is better. I will eventually eliminate the broken versions and hopefully, save the comments.
I can see these made into some kind of skit. Someone is driving using a gps, and it would use the normal female voice for ‘turn right at’ but then have you say ‘Waudogaudophine Boulevard’, and said person being utterly confused as he doesn’t see a street with that name. Or something along the lines of that.
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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackI can see these made into some kind of skit. Someone is driving using a gps, and it would use the normal female voice for ‘turn right at’ but then have you say ‘Waudogaudophine Boulevard’, and said person being utterly confused as he doesn’t see a street with that name. Or something along the lines of that.
I don’t know, but take a look at this starting at about 40:05.
https://youtu.be/4oFCp4ts1iA
Here’s a still image from about 42:09:
Gunmeet Street (Gunmeat Street) at Regular garbage Court