Direct mp3 download or play: Every Two Seconds – updated 06-08-2013
Here are some of the voices from the “How Dare You” collage. They are in no particular order and some of these voices were not in the original collage. There is two seconds of silence between each comment and sound. I may be making more versions of “How Dare You” as well. I’ve always liked hearing the sound of people and animals at this kind of mid-grade level of anger and frustration. It really isn’t too intense, but it is definitely “sassy.” Of course, I have my fair share of mid-grade anger and frustration, too. The cat hissing is Isis and she would hiss at Buddy, my other cat. Buddy, my little black cat, passed away in 2004. Now in this new version, I have added a few more comments and brought up the audio level. Maybe it could be considered “sassier.”
This updated version from September 2009 has some comments that are not featured in “How Dare You,” and were likely played on Over the Edge in the 1990s.
Now updated with MEL GIBSON!
Now updated with audio from a caller on a talk radio show, Swift Justice With Nancy Grace, a guest on The Steve Wilkos Show, and three YouTube Videos entitled “Neighbor’s Worst Day,” “Angry Woman abuses garage owner,” and “The Three Stooges In Crime On Their Hands.”
Now updated with “He burns me up,” from a 1960s public service announcement about mental health.
Now updated on June 8th, 2013 with audio from a YouTube video entitled “2003 Chevy Z71 Fire 8-8-2012,” and added some links. Note this video appears to be removed from YouTube as of October 17th, 2016.
14 users commented on " Every Two Seconds (updated) "
Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackThat’s nice and loud, Strictor.
Weatherman. You ARE useless! And seedless!
I know
Too much spurt!
GETTING POIST!
Mel Gibson makes Blue Boy sound like Bob Ross on MDMA…
Weatherman. You asked me in your KMART promo post” //StellarJay, Ever hear of or go to the White Front store? White Front was located on the north side of Chilpancingo Parkway at 560 Contra Costa Boulevard, which is now a Target Store. That’s where I bought one of my first LP records Pink Floyd “A Saucer Full of Secrets.”
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Sorry it took me over a month to reply, but yes, I have a vague recollection of the White Front, but I was a tot at the time. Seem to recall a large, curved overhang with the name spread out across the front edge of the large overhang that one walked under to enter the large windowed entranceway. Didn’t the short lived store – The Treasury – go in there before Target? That is near the now-departed Regency Cinema if I am remembering correctly.
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Regarding the downloadability of your audio posts, you had recommended the program that companions with Firefox. Instead of it, I finally got round to searching for something compatible with IE, and I found a program called ReplayAV, which I can use to detect the url (which contains the mp3 file used). i can then copy the URL and post it somewhere (e.g. in a cooment in your blog) where I can then save the target of and thereby capture the audio file – HUZZAH! If you (or anyone else) is curious, here’s where one can go to download the demo of the program which is sufficient (the demo that is) for doing what i described above: http://www.applian.com/replay-av/record-internet-radio.html
Oh! And by the way, Weatherman, that KMART promo was great! Thanks for it! I loved all the dumb and kitchy promos that Lyons used on the California Super Station programme (including one for White Front!). If you have more promos, could you please start posting them? That would be wonderful if you could, and would definitely be worth a large tub of Cream Of Tomato Soup from SafeMuffins, on me next time I visit my Dad at LeisureWorld. ~Peace~
http://www.negativland.com/dumb/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/every2secondsupdated7-2010.mp3
Why you little bitch
i’m enthralled. thank you David Wills, for the magic..
A good dose of raging potty-mouth can sometimes ail what cures you.
The following is a prime example of Aussie politeness:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=17b_1370108205
Automaticbowelmovement that is a quite sassy Australian. Maybe he might hiss!
The above post by the real Weatherman may be the last one he ever gave us to ponder. I haven’t checked all his other post dates around this dumb site yet, but still nice to encounter his final thoughts, wherever they may be.
R.I.P Weatherman.