Periodically, I blurt out the names of streets I think up. I don’t know why. Maybe someday the rest of Negativland will turn these into an art project of some sort. I’ll add more here as I think of them.

I’ve added a new feature to Street Names Update. In addition to the text, I will be adding the sound of my voice pronouncing the names the way I think they should be vocalized. To give my voice quite an irritating strident sound, a Radio Shack electret condenser microphone was placed into a crock pot with a towel. Occasionally, I will add sound to a street name in no particular order. I added some more streets and vocalizations of the names on August 30th, 2009. Vylpux St. Bottananny Dr. Excize Ave. Pelldop Way Pellandular Blvd. East Gagenaut Court Whilpoot Crescent Polygon Plaza Sylviak Ave. East Fairbutter Way Blithmeister St. Eliopolis Ave. Bipaupsion St. Cornrigger Court Splitchmont Scenic Hwy. Myeloid Place Hemhooker Ave. South Betrum Hoopledorper Way Dueblio Court Exzenioff St. Dobeleet Road Zinfalier Way Chairkarl Court McGuffmaster St. Poisonberry Circle Plasticwood Way Sayfroop St. Baungleberry Lane LaneZenor Sewerage Street [audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sewerage-street.mp3] Elrik Avenue Dewisant Place Plate Fly Road West Treatment Plant Court Heitmeyer Beef Road Southeast Pressure Avenue Cheap Street Mangled Metal Boulevard Sensory Perception Place Hellzipper Lane Bitch Street Seatlight Plaza Organeater Avenue South Axis Street The Saint Lawrence Slip West Gas Street Spudknuckler Lane Mufumptious Street Squeaker Toad Court Porktree Way Soap Street Allcrunch Road West Perpat Place Valchris Turkey Boulevard Upper Poodalupe Circle Botchitt Court Fustellation  Avenue Useless Seedless Throughway East Dart Road Vlax Street [audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vlaxstreet.mp3] North Zarenex place Multiplication Avenue [audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/multiplicationavenue.mp3″ titles=Multiplication Avenue] Ridgewater Way South Spitchulum Circle Instrox Street Destructorite Road Sponsanorma Plaza Remote Boat Way Waudogaudophine Boulevard Butylene Plaza Regular Garbage Court Dockular Avenue Gunmeat Street Badapple Place North Expelladapper Street Prunawip Drive < /object> Autopium Way Subtractage Road West Old Battle Ax Road False Avenue South Voederoeder Lane The Cellagutchian Hotoven Drive Wacadelioprude Street Squirrelchew Circle Pissamois Road West Insipiot Street Mygopopchelup Court Hittapitchulum Avenue North Drepulate Street Megaplexure Boulevard Snugular Place Fandrick Road Dralowprude  Circle Searabutt Street East Anger Road Slickurge Street North Zenorex Place [audioplayer file=”http://www.negativland.comhttp://dumb.negativland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/north-zenorex-place.mp3] Nocturup Way

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Rainbow Rain Cloud and the Banana Patrol said,
in August 29th, 2008 at 3:28 am

bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchstreeeet

pupu said,
in September 2nd, 2008 at 1:47 am

“Hellzipper Lane” huh huh

Lashawn Kramer said,
in November 12th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

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efrem zimbalist sr. said,
in December 3rd, 2008 at 3:51 pm

the time has come for the creation of a weatherman random streetname generator.
i will donate 50 swedish crowns to the wrsng fund.

efram eframstofferson said,
in December 19th, 2008 at 6:48 am

“street names” would be hilarious to hear blurted out.
is there an audio version?

Harry Balbag said,
in January 9th, 2009 at 11:12 pm

How’s about a street names symphony?

Harry B said,
in January 18th, 2009 at 3:33 am

Ok, well, a street names sonata then?

Harry Balbag said,
in February 9th, 2009 at 7:09 am

How about Telefukker Trail?

Rich in Washington said,
in July 25th, 2009 at 11:39 pm

Brilliant!
I especially love Gunmeat Street!
What made you think of the crockpot, though?
Very strange.

The Weatherman said,
in July 26th, 2009 at 6:35 pm

Remember Crock Pot is a brand name, so we must capitalize the words. The size and shape of this container create very short reverberation for the microphone which emphasizes my distinct voice quality.

Rich in Washington said,
in July 26th, 2009 at 10:36 pm

I never knew that! I always assumed Crock Potâ„¢ was a generic term. I guess it’s like Saran Wrapâ„¢, Bandaidsâ„¢ and Frisbeeâ„¢; we just use those terms to describe the item, regardless of the brand.
I don’t think anyone but you, Weatherman, would explore the sonic capabilities of crockery!

efram zimbalistofferson said,
in July 30th, 2009 at 9:05 am

As a display of my appreciation for this unstinting contribution to the digital community, I will stop being a lazy idiot and promise to henceforth utilize capital letters where appropriate.
I can’t wait for the next opportunity to write “The Cellagutchian” on a “Hello, my name is:…” sticker.

syd onion said,
in September 1st, 2009 at 12:01 am

How about 180 G Street?
By the way, is the “180-G” a reference to an address? Is there is a G street in Martinez?
so many questions, I know.

Stefonamus said,
in September 1st, 2009 at 9:39 pm

peodoppoler plidiption court

Rainbow Rain-Cloud & The Banana Brigade said,
in September 4th, 2009 at 6:38 pm

Drehighprude Street.

efram zimbalistofferson said,
in September 6th, 2009 at 7:42 am

Click on all the cue arrows as fast as you can and visualize-
The Weatherman directing traffic on the Yolo Causeway wearing a blaze-orange hospital gown.
clicking rapidly on the cue/pause makes a wonderful stammering effect that would make Tim Conway blush.
“South Vodeoderodoeroder Lane”

lafco said,
in September 25th, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Vlax turns out to be a real word, referring to a dialect of Romani (Gypsy) language… It rhymes with “loch” rather than flax, though.

The Weatherman said,
in October 3rd, 2009 at 4:54 pm

This post may work a little better. I just changed all the mp3s from 224 KBPS stereo to 64 KBPS mono.

efram zimbalistofferson said,
in October 11th, 2009 at 6:06 am

That is much better. Now when replaying them all simultaneously there is no overloading. That is, except for in my lobes- right where I like it.
Is there any way I could listen to The Weatherman on my GPS instead of the droll generic British Woman? There is something immensely gratifying about having him shout directions at me.
Again, I am not well.

Professor Lawd Dee Dah said,
in January 3rd, 2010 at 9:50 pm

Martinizing Drive, Martinez Ca

The Weatherman said,
in April 4th, 2010 at 4:21 am

I may have to change how this post works. With so many individual Quicktime players loading at once, there must be a more efficient way to present the audio. I am aware of the problems of this post and hopefully I will have a solution, eventually. In the meantime I probably won’t attempt to add any more street names and you may have noticed a few of the street names are using the Flash player. Be patient, thank you.

The Weatherman said,
in December 1st, 2010 at 2:42 pm

At this point I’m not really sure how to proceed with this post. I’m still thinking of more street names, but this presentation is quite clunky and slow. I do appreciate all the comments. Keep it up!

The Weatherman said,
in February 13th, 2012 at 1:46 am

Be sure to go to my new version of this post (http://www.negativland.com/dumb/blog/?p=3352) and leave more comments.