While I was sorting though Negativland junk in my garage this little cartoon showed up. The author of this little gem is none other than Don Fields of thatDonOguy and Don-O’s Dump.
Here’s a link to a rototiller I recorded. By the way, clicking on the pictures should show a large high resolution image.
Direct mp4 download or play: Bufferin Aspirin Ad – Selective Service
Here is the third in a series of Bufferin aspirin ads from Richard Lyons’ collection of 16-millimeter films. Go here and here to see the first two Bufferin commercials.
Direct mp4 download or play: Birthday 1988 – Part 2
Here is the home video of my 34th birthday, April 3rd, 1988. It was recorded at my grandmother’s home in Santa Rosa, California on my Sony CCD-V220 8 millimeter video camcorder. Near the end of Part 2 one of “The Egg People” is shown. My mother made these likenesses sometime in the early to mid 1980s. Three of them exist today. They are my mother, myself, and my father. The “egg person” of my grandmother shown in the video was broken and lost years ago. Just for fun I’m showing Egg Mother and Egg “Bear” Weatherman. There will be more about “The Egg People” in another post.
Layered – parts chosen by Wobbly and layered 5 times
Here is my 4th of July fireworks in Seattle recording for 2017. This year probably has the best sound quality as electronic muscian Wobbly allowed me to use his Pro Tools rig to record. His gear consisted of a MacBook Pro laptop and a Focusrite 6i6 audio interface. I connected two of my very inexpensive electret capsule microphones through my Naiant Studio Electret to phantom power adapters. One microphone was placed through a west facing window in my living room and the other through the sliding glass door on the opposite side of the living room. This is the same microphone placement as in “4th of July Ambience 2016.” In addition, a wire from the metal window frame where one of the microphones was placed was connected to the metal case of the Focusrite interface to prevent AC hum from getting to the microphone. This year for the first time I’m offering a 24 bit lossless flac file for your listening plaesure. This could be considered close to audiophile quality. I’m not calling it definite “audiophile” quality because the sampling rate is only at 44.1kHz.
Direct mp3 download or play: Family Radio 2017
Here are a couple highlights from an unexpected, impromptu performance at Hollow Earth Radio in Seattle, the afternoon of Saturday, July 15th, 2017. I didn’t decide that I would participate until about an hour before the show. My OCD really kicked in. The tracks feature Wobbly, myself, and Quite Eyes Of Air (Alissa DeRubeis & Yasi Perera).
On “Family Radio 2017” I have a Funcube Pro Plus software defined radio running SDRSharp on a laptop computer tuned to channel 1 (462.5625 megahertz narrow FM) of the family radio service walkie talkie band. I switch on my hand held family radio walkie talkie and proceed to walk around the studio and into other rooms at Hollow Earth Radio saying dumb things and reporting on what I see. Then I walk outside of the studio onto East Union Street in Seattle and turn left onto 21st Avenue and pass the Central Cinema. About a block further I turn around, still reporting by radio back to the studio when I feign being attacked by a plastic vegetable bag from QFC, a grocery chain in Seattle. This isn’t new to me, as back in the 1990s I did a similar act at a college radio station in the Bay Area (KFJC) with Wobbly where the offending bag was a plastic vegetable bag from Nob Hill Foods. Interesting thing is, both stores, I believe are owned by Kroger of Cincinnati, Ohio. When I get back inside the studio at Hollow Earth Radio, We Like to Party. Later, the show ends with very low-frequency radio noise coming from a receiver in northern Italy and I say 10-7. By now I’m sure you know I’m nuts!
This woman’s rants are some of of the strangest I’ve ever heard on the internet or anywhere. Some of what she says is quite disturbing, shocking, and profane. One of the weirdest and not profane things she says is “Someone says David Geffen is Hal 2000” at about 28:35. To see all of her posts go here. Many of the files have poor sound quality and just by chance, I found this recording with clearer audio. There are videos of her, as well. In addition, I’ve put a couple posts up previously featuring this individual here and here.
Direct mp4 download or play: Prairie Drums
For the last two weeks, Wobbly has been visiting my house in Seattle to mix some of the music for the next Negativland record. During some moments, extra keyboard and booper performances were overdubbed on top of the tracks which had been recorded in Bisbee, Arizona with Markers Hoslex (in the early eighties, I used to call Mark ‘Markers Hoslex’, especially during concerts, but also at most other times. Markers no longer has long hair). Wobbly has been enjoying playing my vintage Klipsch Cornwall speakers at a much greater volume than would ever be tolerated in his San Francisco apartment. The Cornwalls are highly sought after in the audiophile community. Here are two videos recorded with Wobbly’s iPhone during this process.
The drums in the second piece were performed by Prairie Prince of the Tubes, who was also the drummer on the album ‘My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts’, with a gated snare being sent through ring modulation, phasers, and gated reverb. Wobbly just yelled ‘Zero Set’ for some unknown reason. I hope that it’s not an insult to the entire musical community that this is happening.
A few years ago Don Joyce did an Over The Edge radio show, where the theme of the show was “failure” and anything that could go wrong. He asked me if I could create some sounds or spoken word that conveys the idea of failure. I went a bit further and included short sentences or phrases about death and being just an overall bad and selfish person. I don’t think Don used very many of these bits and a lot of them are quite nasty, to say the least. Maybe someone remembers that show and could post a link in the comments. Here is what I came up with.
Stand by, for failure. – version 1
Stand by, for failure. – version 2
Failure – version 1
Failure – version 2
Failure is imminent. – version 1
Failure is imminent. – version 2
Failure must happen. – version 1
Failure must happen. – version 2
I depend on failure of others.
I get off on failure.
I am a smarmy man. – version 1
I am a smarmy man. – version 2
I always get my way. – version 1
I always get my way. – version 2
I am failure.
I am failure. I’m death too! How do like that?
I guarantee you don’t wanna know me!
I guarantee you do not want to know me!
I smell bad.
You can’t stop me.
Failure is coiled about me.
You absolutely haftuh fail.
Definite failure!
I am a functionary of failure.
And I’m gonna get off on that.
I am the absolute worst!
Absolute failure!
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Where there’s failure, there’s death. – reduced bass and compressed
You must fail!
You’re going to die.
Yep, you’re gonna die!
You are going to die tonight.
Yuo’re going to die, absolutely.
You’re gonna go down like you’ve never gone down before!
And I get off on it, thinking about it.
I need you to fail and then I need you to die.
The messenger never fails, but you’re going to fail in very big way.
I look bad.
I am everything that’s mediocre!
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I am a certain man and I always get my way.
I am a smarmy man and I will continue to get my way, always!
I am a smarmy man and I am failure.
I’m the worst thing you could ever imagine.
You will (repeated 8 times) and then you will die!
Direct mp3 download or play: 433 Megahertz
I made this recording using my Airspy software defined radio with a small ground plane antenna, suitable for UHF (with 2 additional VFOs, all very wideband AM) and VSTHost. The VST plugins used were Argotlunar, MFreqShifter, DtBlkFx, Sanford Reverb, and LoudMax. Think of the VFO (variable frequency oscillator) tuners as tracks, except instead of microphones and musical instruments there are radio signals. There was some additional audio processing done in Adobe Audition for restoring some dynamic range and adding fades at the beginning and ending. I don’t believe my modest Windows 10 computer could have done a screen capture in real time with all of the processing already happening, so I made a short screen capture video (without additional audio processing) of the signals that can be received. This video shows SDRSharp (the software that runs Airspy) running with the main VFO tuner set to 433.873 megahertz with the only audio option as mono, left and right. Aux VFO tuner number 1 is set to 433.905 megahertz, left channel and Aux VFO tuner number 2 is set to 433.950 megahertz, right channel. The auxiliary VFO tuners are operating extremely wideband AM 40,000 kilohertz with squelch at 37. The main VFO tuner with the settings not visible is at the maximum bandwidth of 32 kilohertz with the same squelch setting.
Direct mp4 download or play: Bufferin Aspirin Ad – Student Unrest
Here is the second in a series of Bufferin aspirin ads from Richard Lyons’ collection of 16-millimeter films. Go here to see the first Bufferin commercial.
Direct mp4 download or play: Bicycle Horn Underwater 2016 If that wasn’t dumb enough here is an audio only download or play: Bicycle Horn Underwater 2016 mp3 I made this for Negativland last year for possible use in live performances, but it proved to be too silly. The audio effects were created from a VST plugin called Argotlunar. Other posts with my bicycle horn are here, here, here, and here.
Direct mp4 download or play: Ham Radio Jammers 5-24-2017
Finally, I’m starting to have somewhat better shortwave reception on my software defined radio. Here we have some foul-mouthed hams going at it on 3840 kilohertz, lower sideband.
Periodically, I blurt out the names of streets I think up. I don’t know why. Maybe someday the rest of Negativland will turn these into an art project of some sort. I’ll add more here as I think of them.
I’ve added a new feature to Street Names Update. In addition to the text, I will be adding the sound of my voice pronouncing the names the way I think they should be vocalized. To give my voice quite an irritating strident sound, a Radio Shack electret condenser microphone was placed into a crock pot with a towel. Occasionally, I will add sound to a street name in no particular order. I added some more streets and vocalizations of the names on August 30th, 2009.
I got out the crock pot and recorded a few more street names today on February 13th, 2012. This time, I placed the microphone that was used for “My Stomach (Updated)” and “More of My Stomach” into the crock pot. The new recordings start at “Elric Avenue.”
I added some new vocalizations of street names today on June 7th, 2013. They are at the bottom of the list starting with “Sweeper Queen Road.” Again, I used the “My Stomach” microphone and the crock pot for recording.
This is The Weatherman and I’m 10-7 at 02478 Sewerage Street onuh “no orgasm” on the Playboy Channel (I deliberately spelled “on a” as “onuh”.)
Vlax Street
Multiplication Avenue
Ridgewater Way
South Spitchulum Circle
Instrox Street
North Expelladapper Street
Prunawip Drive
Autopium Way
Subtractage Road West
Destructorite Road
Sponsanorma Plaza
Remote Boat Way
Waudogaudophine Boulevard
Butylene Plaza
Regular Garbage Court
Dockular Avenue
Gunmeat Street
Badapple Place
Old Battle – Ax Road
False Avenue
South Voederoeder Lane
The Cellagutchian
Hotoven Drive
Wacadelioprude Street
North Zenorex Place
Elric Avenue
Valchris Turkey Boulevard
Upper Poodaloop Circle
Botchitt Court
Useless Seedless Throughway
Sweeper Queen Road
Dewisant Place
Plate Fly Road West
Treatment Plant Court
Heitmeyer Beef Road Southeast
Pressure Avenue
Cheap Street
Below are street names yet to be spoken. As I vocalize these, they will appear in an audio player and disappear from the list. One can only imagine the dumbness!
Mangled Metal Boulevard, Sensory Perception Place, Hellzipper Lane, Bitch Street, Seatlight Plaza, Organeater Avenue, South Axis Street, The Saint Lawrence Slip, West Gas Street, Spudknuckler Lane, Mufumptious Street, Squeaker Toad Court, Porktree Way, Soap Street, Allcrunch Road, West Perpat Place, Fustellation Avenue, East Dart Road, Hittapitchulum Avenue, North Drepulate Street, Megaplexure Boulevard, Snugular Place, Fandrick Road, Dralowprude Circle, Searabutt Street, East Anger Road, Slickurge Street, Squirrelchew Circle, Pissamois Road, West Insipiot Street, Mygopopchelup Court
This is a new version of the post using the WordPress player. The player may perform better. The old version (Street Names Update(updated)) with all of the comments, which is somewhat broken is still up. There’s an older, even more, broken version which can be linked to, as well. Let me know if this is better. I will eventually eliminate the broken versions and hopefully, save the comments.
Direct mp3 download or play: More Numbers
Here is a numbers station recorded on May 26th, 2016. It is from WebSDR and a receiver located in The Netherlands. The original mono recording was processed by changing the audio to stereo, adding phase shifting effect, and then delaying one side. I’m using the WordPress player rather than the regular “weatherman theme” audio player. This player should perform better.
While tuning my Airspy software defined radio (SDR) at my location in Seattle, I stumbled onto this broadcast on a band meant for two-way radio communications such as police, fire departments, taxis, Family Radio Service (FRS), General Mobile Radio Service(GMRS), both analog and digital. I listened closely to the poor sound quality and managed to type in a Google search and came up with “Harvard Sentences.” After listening for awhile I noticed certain lists of sentences were playing in a certain order and then looping. At approximately 4 minutes and 43 seconds list 59 begins “Every word and phrase he speaks is true.” Then after list 57 “Prod the old mule with a crooked stick.” at about 11 minutes and 12 seconds, the groups of sentence lists repeat in the same order. I guess a beginning and ending could be anywhere in the groups of sentences, but to me, it seemed like “Every word and phrase he speaks is true.” is a logical starting point. Here’s an interesting article about the “Harvard Sentences.”
I don’t know why this is being broadcast, but in the late 1970s and early 1980s, I recall 454 to 455 and 152 to 153 megahertz being used by the telephone company for mobile phone calls. This, of course, would have been before cellular. Here is a full list of sentences. Any thoughts on this matter?
Direct mp3 download or play: Harvard Sentences April 20th, 2017 at 1:57 AM PDT on 454.650 Megahertz
The first recording was made on April 19, 2017, 2:39:11 PM and this last sample aaudio-only recording was made over 11 hours later. This recording shows the loop point where list 57 ends and list 59 begins. I think “085709Z” in the SDRSharp file name is the universal time. In other words, 8 hours, 57 minutes, 9 seconds is 1:57 AM and 9 seconds pacific daylight time. The “Z” is for Zulu, which is another name for universal time.
Direct mp4 download or play: Ford Pop Option Sale Here is another film purchased online by Richard Lyons with two three-minute skits promoting “Ford Pop Option Sale” for 1969. The first skit features Jo Anne Worley and Henry Gibson as customers who were regulars on “Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In.” The salesman is played by McLean Stevenson who played Lieut. Col. Henry Blake on the television series “M*A*S*H” for three seasons. The second skit has Jo Anne Worley as the nutty lady and McLean Stevenson as the salesman. The film was captured using the same setup and technique as in my post “The Impact Of Television.” In addition, the film was quite red in color and I applied color correction.
Direct mp4 download or play: The Impact Of Television Here is another 16-millimeter film that was purchased online by Richard Lyons. I was hesitating on posting this film due to poor picture quality. As with most of the films I’ve posted (and ones I may post in the future) the transfer to digital I did myself using an Eiki projector (similar to this) and camcorder. The image was projected onto printer paper and the camcorder was lined up as close as possible to the right aspect ratio with minimum parallax. Also, the projector was fitted with a 5 blade shutter (telecine) to reduce flicker. I am not “The Internet Archive” and have no access to proper equipment for capturing films to digital. In spite of that, I’ve decided to post it anyway. The sound turned out quite well, considering I wired a direct output from the optical pickup in the projector to the microphone jack on the camcorder. Audio levels matched this input quite well. Keep in mind capacitors (5 to 10 microfarads, one on each left and right, tip and ring) were installed on the input line, in series to block Plug-in phantom power on the camcorder mic. input from being applied to the optical pickup on the projector.
The Prisoner 12 – Hammer Into Anvil from BTLMediaClub on Vimeo.
Here is my favorite episode of one of my all time favorite TV shows. This method of posting (embedding) is new to me, but it does appear to work. Be aware the content could go away, but for now, enjoy.